I play farmville
I fake bake in the off season
My brownies aren’t from scratch
I’d rather eat out
I drive a little too fast
I am a shitty parker
Coffee makes me sick, but I drink it anyway
My clothes rarely get put away before they get worn.
If I am at home (and it’s not cold) I am not wearing pants.
Comment: what do you do that you don’t tell people about?